While the Bangladeshi ambassador out in DC went to lobby for the exile and somehow managed to piss off Boro chacha majorly, choto chacha has been grumbling in London as well. So here is a suggested decision making checklist for the decision makers before taking any decision.

1. List outstanding items to take decisions on.
2. Mark with a red pen the very urgent election related decisions like which politicians to export and which politicians to import and which politicians to breed.
3. Call Boro chacha at country code 1-202….. Ask for permission.
4. If Boro chacha says no, DO NOT proceed any further. If Boro chacha says yes, then and only then, call choto chacha at country code 44.
5. If choto chacha says yes, then go to to next step, if not, go back to step 4 and ask boro chacha to convince choto chacha.
6. Once both chachas are happy, sms the PID to news papers.
7. If it’s a law of the country and you dreamt about it while dozing off at your cushy new office, write up the ordinance before you forget and send it out to press.
8. Oh, you should really consult someone at the ministry of law before taking step 7. If you don’t, its fine, you can always send another press release tomorrow correcting today’s one. But if you do it over and over again, it may be a bit embarrassing. You should perhaps do step 8, before 7.

The above suggestions will do wonders to conserve our wasted energy and time.

Chacha(uncle) ref credit: RK
Boro=elder
Choto=younger